5 Things to make you invincible if money didn't matter.
So, the second part of the 'money to burn' series starts here! (Missed the first part? Don't worry, just read it here and we'll forget all about it 5 methods of transport if money didn't matter)
This post is going to be all about how to make yourself invincible, a dream many people share. Also I'd like to add that just because this series assumes money doesn't matter, it doesn't mean it's unlimited, so buying a $100bn fortress is not possible.
Anyway, assuming we have a fair amount of money, what shall we buy to make ourselves indestructible? Well, here goes:
1) Mobile Land Fortress
Everybody needs a good solid base right? But it's somewhat impractical to build a castle on a hill and wait for the whole world to come to you, so this is a much better option.
It's considered the most sophisticated land cruiser tank that any civilian can buy, just look at it! With a price tag of only $20,000, it's a win-win in my opinion.
2) Dragon Slayer Armour
When you emerge from your land fortress, you're going to need to look the part, people will need to fear you, and what better way that than by wearing this.
Combining this brilliant sword with the above armour is surely a winning combination! For $1000 it's relatively cheap! It's basically either this sword or a Macbook Pro! In fairness Macbooks are great but when it comes to killing people, there really is no app for that.
With all the above weapons/armour, you're pretty much invincible for now, so you might as well have some fun right? Yours for around $1200.
Perfect for sitting back and admiring your victory.
This post is going to be all about how to make yourself invincible, a dream many people share. Also I'd like to add that just because this series assumes money doesn't matter, it doesn't mean it's unlimited, so buying a $100bn fortress is not possible.
Anyway, assuming we have a fair amount of money, what shall we buy to make ourselves indestructible? Well, here goes:
1) Mobile Land Fortress
Everybody needs a good solid base right? But it's somewhat impractical to build a castle on a hill and wait for the whole world to come to you, so this is a much better option.
It's considered the most sophisticated land cruiser tank that any civilian can buy, just look at it! With a price tag of only $20,000, it's a win-win in my opinion.
2) Dragon Slayer Armour
When you emerge from your land fortress, you're going to need to look the part, people will need to fear you, and what better way that than by wearing this.
I can guarantee that if you saw somebody emerging from a land fortress, dressed like that, you would be scared, or you would think somebody is in fancy dress right? Creating the element of surprise for when you attack. At $4000 it's a bargain to be honest.
3) Giant Steel Sword
When it comes to weapons, size definitely matters, and here's a huge weapon people won't forget in a hurry.
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| I genuinely think you have to have that hair to hold the sword |
4) AK-47 with Chainsaw
Need something with a higher fire rate? The AK-47 is the gun for you. However, this isn't just any AK-47, this thing has a chainsaw attachment!
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| I will never know why people didn't think of this earlier |
5) M134 Mini Gun
Want to take more of a back seat? Simply set this up by your fortress and fire away.
With a truly ridiculous fire rate, this is a must have if you want to become invincible. It may set you back about $5000, but it'll be so worth it.
So, that's the lot.
I even made sure to try and find some bargains, just in case you have a tight budget. Overall, this lot would cost you:
$31,200
Now if my calculations are correct, you should still have enough cash in your pocket to buy this:
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| Game of Thrones iron throne |
Quick Disclaimer
Obviously all the above items are actually available and would do a lot of damage. This post is solely hypothetical and shouldn't be interpreted literally. Basically, don't be a dick and start killing people. The End.